you can quote me

do you think that maybe God just stopped listening because he got sick of all the prank calls, hang-ups, and wrong numbers?

If you never learn to laugh at life...life will never stop laughing at you.

love is blind? no, love is ignorant and has a horrible sense of humor.

when your hindsight is no longer 20/20...its time to see someone other then your eye doctor.

It's not until you think you have lost everything that you realize the everything you thought you had was actually holding you back from so much more then you ever imagined.

its not until you stop trying to prove yourself to others, that you can finally prove something to yourself.

sometimes you are just not cut out for things. no matter how hard you try; the ginger bread man will never fit in the star shaped cookie cutter.

if you dont take the time to appreciate the little things that border your path, then you will stumble over ever little thing in life that crosses it.

reality checks are the hardest to cash in, but the most profitable

you never see the end coming until its too late to fix it with a tap of life's breaks and a swerve of fates wheel.

Life is just a long game of solitaire; we all have the opportunity to succeed if we are willing to shift enough cards.

nothing is ever as it seems, for if it were, it wouldn't be.

It's not about whether the cup is half empty or half full; its about whats in the cup.

growing up doesnt mean leaving childhood behind. it means seeing the world through a childs eyes, but knowing how to rationally react with adult maturity.

we are all just puppets attached to strings of time.

the key to life is to think about the future without getting caught in too many dreams and remember the past without trying to rewind.

have you ever confused heartburn for love?
(ok, thats not really a quote but its one of my best random thoughts)